If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?