Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?