Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?