Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call two birds stuck together?