Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?