Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?