What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
What does a lion call an antelope?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?