What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which animal will never go bald?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?