Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
Where do surfers go to school?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the bee sad?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a small mom?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?