Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which animal will never go bald?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do pigs tell jokes?