Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where does water do all its banking?