Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?