Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?