Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?