What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
Why do moms make good vintners?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?