How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?