What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?