Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?