How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?