Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do fleas travel?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?