What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?