How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
How do you grill cheese?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?