Why is the beach so confident?
It's 100% shore.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?