Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?