Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.