Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?