Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?