Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What game do cows play at parties?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?