Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What fairy loves to count?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Want to hear a joke about construction?