Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?