Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a cat's favorite song?