What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What's the world's weakest animal?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?