Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How much does freedom weigh?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What math figure is also in the band?
How do frogs get to work?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?