When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?