How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?