What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?