What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did he change his bike's tires?