Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?