Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What car is the perfect size for mice?