How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the mama goat say to her child?