What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?