Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why do cows wear bells?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?