Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a frog's favorite year?