What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?