Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What car can you only see twice a year?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?