What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?