What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?