What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did electricity win the race?