What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?