Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?